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When I was at University I lived with a Yorkshire lass who could say "Ayup lad, there'll be trouble at t'mill" with the best of them. She was also a talented psychiatrist who has since gone on to become one of the leading shrinks in the country (don't laugh, it's true!). And whenever we argued she would tell me that I was a compulsive/obsessive whose only redeeming feature was that -- most of the time -- I had my disfunctions under control. She was right, and her diagnosis lies at the core of this month's tale of lust, large synthesizers, and annoying my mum.
In The Beginning
My first synthesizer was a Korg 700. I bought this second-hand in 1974, partly funded by my Saturday job, and partly by contributions from my father and my long-departed gran. My concert-pianist mother was horrified. "Why did you have to buy him that thing? Why can't he play proper music?" became the precursor to many a marital altercation.
This was the year that Emerson, Lake and Palmer released their epic Welcome Back My Friends... triple LP. I would spend hours staring at the back of its three-part gatefold sleeve, trying to work out what Emerson's keyboards were, and which ones he used on each track. I would spend even more time trying to coax the same sounds from my little Korg, always failing utterly. So... I was a teenager, my mum hated electronic keyboards, and I couldn't get the sounds I wanted from the one I had. The solution was obvious. It was time to buy another synthesizer.
The following year, Emerson switched allegiances from Moog to Yamaha. And, by the time the next ELP album appeared, he was playing something that looked like the helm from the original Starship Enterprise. It was huge, it was white, it had three keyboards, and it sounded like nothing else had ever sounded. It was a Yamaha GX1, and I wanted one.
There were only three snags: the GX1 was incredibly rare, it weighed the best part of half a ton and, in a year when a middle-class home in Basingstoke cost no more than £10,000, it would have set me back about £40,000. It was never going to happen. Or was it? To find out, we're going to ignore Keith Emerson and his GX1s (see box), turn our backs on Led Zeppelin, and walk way from other GX fans such as Abba, Stevie Wonder, Rick Wright and Hans Zimmer. This is the strange story of GX1 Serial No. 5073, and it starts in 1975...
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A Synth By Any Other Name Would Sound As Sweet
A long, long time ago, I can still remember when Yamaha held world-wide organ competitions. Each year, a bunch of starry-eyed hopefuls would congregate to impress a panel of adjudicators with their ability to sound like the Blackpool Tower Ballroom on a soggy October afternoon. Competitors were not allowed to supply their own instruments -- these were provided by Yamaha, and voiced identically to ensure that playing abilities were judged, not programming skills. In 1975 (or was it 1976?) the instrument of choice was Yamaha's newest and most imposing instrument to date -- a large, three-manual 'Electone Organ' -- and a small number of these were shipped out to the company's subsidiaries for use in the heats.
The one delivered to Australia spent the next few months on the road, before returning to the Sydney Opera House for the Australian final. The adjudicators deliberated, a winner emerged, and he or she duly flew off to Tokyo for the Grand Final. Who won? I haven't got the faintest idea.
Shortly thereafter, the 'Electone' disappeared back into the bowels of Yamaha Australia, where it remained unloved and unused for six years. Then, in 1981, the son of one of the aforementioned adjudicators found it buried under a pile of cardboard. Discarded and decaying, it was perceived as a huge lump of primitive analogue junk that nobody would ever want again, so he found Yamaha quite amenable to disposing of it for an attractively small sum of money.
This young man's mother was an organ teacher, so he bought the organ and arranged for Yamaha to deliver it to his parents' living room. To the company's great credit, Yamaha even flew a specialist from Tokyo to Australia specifically to overhaul and install it correctly. Consequently, in 1981 or thereabouts, the 1975 Electone ended up being banged, kicked, and generally abused by a bunch of kids who had no idea what they were playing.
Or, to put it another way, the world's most revered and possibly rarest synthesizer ended up being banged, kicked, and generally abused by a bunch of kids who had no idea what they were playing -- for the model at the top of the 1975 Yamaha Electone Organ range was, in fact, the GX1 synthesizer.
The Things One Does In Paradise
At this point it's time to slip forward more than a decade, to September 1993 -- a time which found me in Melbourne, Australia, presenting a paper on noise reduction to the Antipodean section of the Audio Engineering Society. I was due in Sydney two days after the AES Convention, leaving me with a free day in one of the most beautiful and interesting cities on Earth. So what did I do? Visit the museums? Take a day trip to the rainforests or the beaches? Hunt down the set of Neighbours and try my luck with Natalie Imbruglia? Of course not... I bought a copy of Trading Post, the Australian equivalent of Loot, and returned to my hotel room.
As I flicked through the keyboard section I found nothing of interest. It was the usual list: ARP, Crumar, Hammond, Korg, Roland, Yamaha... you know how it goes. But then, right at the end, I stumbled upon the following: Yamaha GX1, $xxxxx. (No, I'm not going to tell you how much!) Knowing that the advertisement couldn't possibly be right, I nevertheless found myself dialling the number. "Hello," I said, "I'm calling about the Yamaha. I'm sure that it's a misprint, and you must be selling a GS1 or maybe a DX1, but I thought that I'd call anyway."
"Oh," came the reply, "you must mean my mother's Yamaha organ. It's a GX1."
Thirty minutes and a lightning-quick car hire later, I found myself driving out of the city and into the suburbs at speeds that would undoubtedly have been considered inappropriate by the gentlemen of the local constabulary. That was also around the time that I remembered to breathe again. Arriving at the address I'd been given, I was then guided down the road to meet 'Mum', a very pleasant lady who explained that she was an organ teacher, and that this was the instrument she used for her pupils. So there I was, standing in front of a fully functional GX1. It was huge, white, gorgeous... and it worked perfectly. I had to have it. There was just one problem.
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A Slight Logistical Problem
The following day I flew to Sydney, where I was to be based for the next couple of weeks. Much of this time was spent on the phone to Yamaha Australia and Yamaha Japan, trying to find out how to ship the GX1 and its two huge speakers. I hit a brick wall. The problem, you see, was not the size of the beast, but the combination of its weight and fragility. The GX1 keyboard alone weighs 300kg, but you wouldn't want to see it dropped a couple of centimetres, let alone pushed off the back of a Boeing 747. The pedalboard and stand add 87kg to this, and each of its valve-powered speakers weighs in at 141kg -- not the kind of gear you would fling casually into the back of a Ford Transit, let alone ship 10,000 miles.
Undeterred, I contacted the seller again and promised that I would keep working on the problem when I got back to the UK. I had anticipated difficulties, but it then took me nearly a year to find a specialist shipping agent (thank you All Mode Forwarding) whom I could trust to bring the beast safely to England. The seller who, to his great credit, trusted me to make good my offer to buy the GX1, then offered to build three shipping crates. Using industrial pallets as foundations, he constructed one each around the GX1 and the two speakers, water-proofed them, and stuffed them with bags of hygroscopic crystals to protect the equipment against moisture on the long trip to England. I then contacted All Mode, wired some money to Australia, and waited for confirmation that the crates were in transit.
A couple of days later I received an alarmed call from Melbourne. Apparently the truckers who had collected the crates had tried to roll the largest one (the GX1 itself) onto the truck, and it was only through luck that the seller had intervened in time. He suggested that I contact All Mode to explain that rolling a crated GX1 through 180 degrees was probably not a good idea. I did this, and then suffered eight of the most nerve-racking weeks of my life.
In late December 1993, I was in Australia again (yes, I like Australia, but this was work, honest!). Knowing the Universe to be a spiteful entity at the best of times, I anticipated that the GX1 would arrive in my absence, so I gave my house keys to a friend, who offered to drive to my house and unlock the garage if the shippers contacted him to arrange delivery. Inevitably, this is exactly what happened and, on December 23rd, the friend in question, Clive Osborn, watched as a large truck rumbled into my front garden. The driver jumped down, looked confused, and asked, "Is it only you?"
"Yes," replied Clive.
After which exchange the two of them unloaded and stored three cases of incredibly delicate synthesizer, weighing a total of just a fraction under a tonne. Like I said... spiteful!
Now, if you know anything about large analogue synthesizers, you probably know that they don't like changes in temperature, they don't like changes in humidity, they don't like changes in the price of beer, and they certainly don't like to travel 10,000 miles. With 135 discrete circuit boards and what looks like 100 miles of point-to-point wiring, I wouldn't suggest that any sane person move a GX1 from the dining room to the living room. But there I was, just a few days later, jet-lagged out of my brain, and staring at three crates that had, firstly, spent the greater part of the past two months on a ship, secondly, experienced extremes of heat and humidity as they crossed the equator somewhere off the coast of Africa, thirdly, arrived in the England on a sub-zero day in mid-winter, and fourthly, spent Christmas, New Year, and early January in a garage.
I should now offer thanks to the man who probably saved my GX1's bacon, Mike Swain of the aptly named Panic Music. "Whatever you do," he told me, "don't switch anything on until the components have had time to acclimatise. Leave the thing alone for at least two weeks."
As it happened, I left it until mid-February, by which time snow lay on the ground. But my patience was at an end. It was time to indulge in a bit of gratuitous crate destruction and see if my mega-synth had survived.
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Just When You Think You've Done The Hard Bit...
At this point another friend came to my rescue (thanks, Frog) and, as gently as possible, we unscrewed, crow-barred, and generally hacked at the largest of the cases until it was dismantled. And there it was: the GX1, just as I had remembered it. We then repeated the operation for the cases holding the speakers,
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I can still remember my overriding emotion as I turned the thing on: sheer, abject terror. And, for a few seconds, my worst fears were realised. Then the valve amps warmed up, the start-up mute circuit disengaged, and I pressed a key.
I suspect that everyone within a hundred-mile radius of Cambridge heard that first note. With the speakers' internal amps unwittingly set to maximum and the main output volume full up on the GX1 itself, I imagine that its foghorn blast raised the dead right across the East of England.
Finding that the GX1 still worked perfectly was one of the great surprises of my life. (Mind you, my CS80 has never drifted out of tune either, and analogue anoraks will tell you that that's impossible too.) But work it did, so it was time to move it into the house. This was when I discovered the next problem. The GX1 was too big. It was too big for the doors, too big for the windows, too big for the doors or the windows even if I removed their frames... It was simply TOO BIG.
Fortunately, the house had a patio with sliding doors, so all we had to do was get the GX1 into the back garden. Not surprisingly, it was too big to get down the side of the house, too. This is the point at which I must tell you that I had a river running through my back garden, and that, short of calling in the Royal Engineers, there was no way to get the synth across it. What was I to do? I sure as hell wasn't going to leave the thing in the garage, but no sensible solutions presented themselves. Many weird and wonderful schemes were discussed and discarded -- for a while, hiring a lifting helicopter was top of the list!
Fortunately, there was another route to the patio doors, but it meant demolishing the fences between my garden and my neighbours', and moving the GX1 across their property. If they agreed, I would simply need some wheels, some rails, and the eight or more people required to lift the GX1 itself.
In the end, we trashed the fences and lifted the GX1 onto a set of reinforced warehouse dollies. We then transferred these onto makeshift 'rails' that had, in a previous life, been the rear doors of a 32-ton refrigerated lorry. The next stage was almost fun: we rolled the GX1 forward 10 feet or so, lifted the used rails from be
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It was then necessary to wait a further two weeks to let the thing acclimatise again, but in March 1995 I finally sat down to play the instrument that I had dreamed of nearly 20 years before. And, when I told my mother what I had done (and how much I had spent) she thought that my head had come undone. Excellent! It was clearly the right thing to do.
Next month, we'll cast nostalgia aside and take a detailed look at the GX1 itself. Maybe we'll even discover what all the fuss is about...
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